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Everyone needs time off now and again

Posted: September 5, 2012 by Harry Moonbeam in holiday
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adios solI think I need a holiday.

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Wish I was where?

Posted: September 4, 2012 by Harry Moonbeam in holiday
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nuestro puebloSunny Spain? That sky looks a bit cloudy if you ask me. No thanks, I’d rather stay here. It’s not so different here and it is the same sun we’re both looking at.

I could always put another jumper on.

Ah, that’s better. Did you know six jumpers have the same shielding effect as a Kevlar vest? Google it and see.

I’m not even going to bother talking about comments. I don’t need them. Who needs other humans to communicate with? I don’t miss anyone.

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Avez-vous la guelles de bois?

I’m fine, thanks for asking…

Posted: September 3, 2012 by Harry Moonbeam in holiday
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el castillo en la nocheI really don’t mind being left to hold the fort all by myself in this damp dark railway arch while everyone else goes off to sunny and warm places to relax.

I love my work.

Today I’m going to put words in the right order and see if I can make something worthwhile. Like my life.

So, I’m busy.

Don’t you dare interrupt with a comment or a question or any sort of human interaction. I’m quite happy being holed up here, thanks.

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from el peñonWhat’s happening!? The postman doesn’t deliver on Sunday. Someone just rung the doorbell – twice!!

And there’s a note under the door. No, it’s a postcard. Again, no writing on it.

What can it mean? Wish you were here… Where is here? In the sea? Why not the land bit? Why three dots, what’s the significance of that. Questions, questions, no one here to answer them. This is Sunday – we’re shut. Only me and the shadows on the wall, the sound of the drips: drip, dripping… drip

drop

drip

drop

 

“Don’t ask me anything. I’m not here.”

Don’t, whatever you do, drip or drop anything in the comment box because it’ll only make things worse.

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Avez-vous la guelles de bois?

yucca flowerGot the latest postcard from the Boi. Another  cryptic one with no writing on. He must be having a good time or else his pen’s run out.

I don’t get this picture; “Wish you were here…”, what, on a flower? What’s he trying to say?

Anyway, it’s way too quiet here so I’ve decided to try some reverse psychology, actually Biker Squid down the pub suggested it when
I tried to ask him something. “Don’t ask me anything,” he said.

So, same goes for me: “Don’t ask me anything.”

If, by chance, the reverse psychology works: don’t, whatever you do, put any questions in the comment box because we’ve just had it repainted and don’t want any fingerprints left in it.

A week without the sun

Posted: August 31, 2012 by Harry Moonbeam in holiday
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holiday postcardPostie’s just been again – got another postcard from the Boi. This time he wrote something on it. I thought the others were a bit cryptic.

At least someone’s talking
to me. Sort of…

Apparently the Euro crisis is getting so desperate over there that they’re taxing sentences. So, it’s best to leave them unfinished.

Since I said – “ask me anything.” and keep it clean, no one has said a thing to me apart from those trying to sell me Spam. I don’t buy pork derivatives.

I’ll just sit here and
wait to harvest the
vegetable comments.

Put your vegetable questions in the harvest festival comment box and I’ll drag something out of my answer box for you.

Getting away from it all

Posted: August 30, 2012 by Harry Moonbeam in holiday
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la CaletaOkay, the postman’s been again – delivering another postcard reminding me I’m the only one not on holiday.

Just me and my thoughts.

Yesterday, when I said – “ask me anything.”
I meant keep it clean.
I can’t repeat any of
them questions.

I’ll just sit here and
wait then.

Put your clean questions in the comment box and I’ll drag something out of my answer box for you.

 

Avez-vous la guelles de bois?

I wish someone was here…

Posted: August 29, 2012 by Harry Moonbeam in holiday
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beach

The Boi’s gone off to Spain – get some rays, he says.

It seems like everyone has gone on holiday, even the annoying one who does the questions to these posts has taken a few days off.

Just me then.

I’m lost, there’s no one to talk to…

Wait, what about you lot?

Go on then, once in a lifetime opportunity – ask me anything.

Put your questions in the comment box and I’ll drag something out of my answer box for you.

Avez-vous la guelles de bois?